Your 2016 Horse Lords

ODDS: 50-1

JOCKEY: Dwade Plugginsteaks

HOMETOWN: Horse Island, The Sky Plains

FUN FACT: Will brake for baby ducklings, but not for ANYTHING ELSE.

ODDS: 8-1

JOCKEY: Murgis Curryweather

HOMETOWN: Mane City, U.S.A.

FUN FACT: Actually pays for his HBO Go login, but only uses it to watch ARLI$$.

ODDS: 12-1

JOCKEY: Tang McFlurple

HOMETOWN: Drowned Family River, Disneyland

FUN FACT: Is the horse equivalent of Microsoft Excel.

ODDS: 30-1

JOCKEY: Buggy Dumpkins

HOMETOWN: Edoras, Rohan

FUN FACT: More hamburger than horse.

ODDS: 30-1

JOCKEY: Gregor Hategood

HOMETOWN: Icewind Dale, Faerun

FUN FACT: Pretends to like free jazz and no one is impressed.

ODDS: 20-1

JOCKEY: Chag Bingswallow

HOMETOWN: The Spongey Abyss, Eastern Neverlands

FUN FACT: Farts great.

ODDS: DECEASED

JOCKEY: Gupple Slarts

HOMETOWN: The Gilded Hall of the Sun Horse Kingdom

FUN FACT: Photoshops himself into pictures of quinceaneras.

ODDS: 9-2

JOCKEY: Benducky Kirby

HOMETOWN: Graceland in Memphis, Egypt

FUN FACT: Er kennt nicht das Bär.

ODDS: 40-1

JOCKEY: Mashley Sweeterfun

HOMETOWN: Friendly NAYYYbors, Montana, U.S.A.

FUN FACT: 9/11 was an inside job.

ODDS: 18-1

JOCKEY: Yogrippa Dingwhistle

HOMETOWN: Bannion's Redoubt, the Cargian Underworld

FUN FACT: Fell off the shed once.

ODDS: DECEASED

JOCKEY: Dang Rumples

HOMETOWN: Stanford, California, U.S.A.

FUN FACT: Waitlisted at Cal-Tech.

ODDS: 18-1

JOCKEY: Yasper "Buck" Gooter

HOMETOWN: Horse Tail Creek, Horse Part County, Horseland

FUN FACT: Has broken all four legs...of EVERY OTHER HORSE HE'S EVER MET.

ODDS: 33-1

JOCKEY: Dip Swizzle

HOMETOWN: Inner Congo

FUN FACT: Nickname in high school was Tuna Helper.

ODDS: 50-1

JOCKEY: Johnny Guatemala

HOMETOWN: Skull Island, Unincorporated Territory

FUN FACT: Is pooping for two now.

ODDS: 18-1

JOCKEY: Ioki Ren Wanswadder

HOMETOWN: Dothraki Sea, Essos

FUN FACT: Cut off his nipple and gave it to Peggy Olson.

ODDS: 50-1

JOCKEY: Chode Chuggins

HOMETOWN: ???

FUN FACT: Really bakes my potatoes.

ODDS: 40-1

JOCKEY: Addam Charnley Zaino

HOMETOWN: Haverhill, Massachusetts, U.S.A.

FUN FACT: Understudy for Kevin James, American hero, in Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.

ODDS: 9-4

JOCKEY: Chode Chuggins

HOMETOWN: Underneath Black Lake, England

FUN FACT: Creamy. Beige. Delicious.

ODDS: 22-1

JOCKEY: Chamblord Blunkson

HOMETOWN: THE ANCIENT INTERNET

FUN FACT: Knows how babby is formed.

ODDS: 33-1

JOCKEY: Baby Bipbaby

HOMETOWN: Nickelback, Linkin Park, U.S.A.

FUN FACT: There's nothing fun about this horse.